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The Best Musicians Who Don't Exist in Real Life

Music snobs love to complain that artists they don't like are "fake" - that they look or sound too manufactured. But what if your favorite musician or band is fake by definition? As digital and holographic technologies have gotten more popular, there's been a dramatic rise in bands and performers who don't exist in real life at all. What is a virtual band? Cartoon rock stars like the Archies and Jem and the Holograms have been entrancing tykes and tweens for decades, releasing chart-topping albums and filling up our TV screens with radical music videos. These days, virtual bands, and virtual pop idols, have become a huge craze in Japan, and are slowly but surely making their way to America. Who's your favorite virtual musician? Animated pop idol Hatsune Miku started off as a spokesperson for Japan's Vocaloid software and gradually transformed into a musical icon in her own right. Today, Miku packs huge stadiums full of screaming fans, who pay big bucks for the privilege of watching their #1 diva perform "live" in the form of a mirror-projected hologram. Soon we may see the day when hologram-projected concerts are the norm. What pop star wants to take the time and effort to actually get up on stage and do a show when the whole thing can be pre-recorded and staged without them? For now, in honor of the currently rising trend of virtual pop idols, here's a retrospective of the best, most popular virtual musicians ever. Vote up your favorite fictitious bands below to decide just which virtual musician is the best of all time!

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  1. 1

    Gorillaz

    Bursting onto the scene with their hit "Clint Eastwood," virtual experimental rap group Gorillaz have maintained a position of cultural prominence ever since. The group was created in 1998 by two Brits named Damon Albarn and Damon Hewlett.

    84% upvoted
  2. 2

    Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem

    If Dr. Teeth wasn't secretly one of your favorite Muppets, then you might just be lying to yourself. Simultaneously a hilarious parody of hippie culture and a genuinely rockin' psych folk oddity, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem were one of the greatest parts of the original Muppet Show, and are still a highlight of each new Muppets film.

    78% upvoted
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    Spinal Tap

    Nigel Tufnel, David St. Hubbins, and Derek Smalls have been at it for decades, playing sold-out live shows, starring in an acclaimed documentary, and releasing three studio albums. Except that they are, in fact, Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, and Harry Shearer, master improvisers parodying intellectually bereft '70s and '80s metal. They've kept the joke running long, long after the "rockumentary" This Is Spinal Tap, effectively doing rock and roll better than most of the bands they were making fun of in the first place.

    77% upvoted
  4. 4

    Dethklok

    As seen on the Adult Swim show Metalocalypse, Dethklok was created by humorist and animation mastermind Brendon Small. Basically, Dethklok is the most brutal heavy metal band on earth, and the intensity of their music often causes injury, insanity, and spontaneous natural disasters. They also created an entire metal album that is only for fish. Recently, a live-action version of Dethklok was created out of actual, living humans so that the band could perform live.

    74% upvoted
  5. 5

    Powerline

    Disney fans who grew up in the ‘90s have nothing but nostalgic affection for Powerline, the fictional popstar who helps inspire the cross-country road trip in A Goofy Movie. A neon-tinged mashup of Michael Jackson, Prince, and new-jack swing acts of the early ’90s, it's understandable how Powerline is popular enough to have Max Goof and all of his friends obsessed, especially when you hear his absolute earworm of a single "Eye To Eye".

    70% upvoted
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    Josie and the Pussycats

    Josie and the Pussycats were also an Archie comics spin-off. Presumably, after Archie and his friends stole their idea and ended up with a #1 pop hit, Josie and the Pussycats decided to also make the move from comic books to chart-topping musical riffs. They never quite matched Archie's clout in the bubblegum pop universe, but they did become cultural icons of a sort. There was even a live action movie adaptation in 2001.

    67% upvoted
  7. 7

    The Chipmunks

    The oldest and most distinguished fictitious band, the Chipmunks were created during the 1960s when some dude figured out he could speed up his voice and do covers of popular songs that sounded like they were being sung by hyperactive rodents. Since their inception, the Chipmunks have experienced many popular iterations. They spawned a series of animated shorts during the 1960s and a Saturday morning cartoon series during the 1980s, eventually getting their own feature film,The Chipmunk Adventure, in 1987. Often the Chipmunks appear alongside their girl friends (but not girlfriends) and musical competitors, the Chipettes. Most recently, the Chipmunks and Chipettes have appeared in a series of live action Hollywood films.

    61% upvoted
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    The Archies

    Adapted from the overweeningly wholesome Archie comic series, which still to this day is available for sale in most supermarket checkout lines, the Archies were surprisingly successful. Their bubblegum pop song appropriately titled "Sugar, Sugar" became a #1 Billboard hit in 1969, and is still one of the most memorable examples of the genre.

    59% upvoted
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    Jem and the Holograms

    A formative fashionista of the '80s tween scene, Jem continues to move and inspire us with both her music and her stylistic flair. Perhaps the most memorable (and definitely the girliest) example of the rockstar alter-ego trope more recently popularized by Hannah Montana, Jem and the Holograms also gave birth to slightly punkier honorable mention, the Misfits.

    58% upvoted
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    Hatsune Miku

    Hatsune Miku began as an ultra-kawaii illustrated mascot for Vocaloid, a Japanese electronics brand. Vocaloid's software essentially turns your lyrics into auto-tuned singing, which is digitally generated using a fake voice. Miku became so popular that she now commands a huge fan following. She's also a spokesperson for Domino's pizza in Japan.

    55% upvoted